my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
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I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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