Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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