I'm really into asian looking animals
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
