that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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