I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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