Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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