how do flat chested girls get laid?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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