You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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