if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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