question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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