I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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