Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Randomize
