They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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