ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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