SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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