hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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