My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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