Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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