come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
My pussy is not your playground.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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