just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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