i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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