is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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