I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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