wanna go halves on a baby?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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