you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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