i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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