You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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