You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
