do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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