I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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