he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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