shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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