I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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