he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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