they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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