Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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