OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Quick, to the slutcave!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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