This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
is wine microwaveable?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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