What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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