would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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