she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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