Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
There are leaves in my underwear?
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