we're blogging at a bar
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Dear god my vagina.
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