You work out of a Hotel?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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