I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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