Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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