Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
worst night to have a conscience
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Of course I have a pirate flag
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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