he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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