don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.