So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
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How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.