bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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