I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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