this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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