what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
