Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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