I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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