Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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